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May 1, 2007

Read Their Minds and Win

Imitation may be the best form of flattery, but Nicole Richie needs a new role model. What is Paris thinking right now? Maybe: “I hope the roofie I slipped Nicole doesn’t wear off until we get off this red carpet.” Or: “Wait until I get my hands on that little Abigail Breslin. She’s next!” And what of Nicole Richie, who, in my mind, always had more character and moxie than her TV co-star? Could it be that Paris stuck a straw in Nicole’s skull and sucked away at her cranium like it was a Capri Sun? No doubt, it’s a sad day for doppelgangers everywhere. Come up with a clever caption for this picture and post it at the Stylephile and you could win a pair of oversized Valentino sunglasses, edged with pearls. Tomorrow at 3:00, I will announce a winner. -- Monica Corcoran

May 1, 2007 in PICK OF THE DAY | Permalink

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And the WINNER of the caption contest is Deb, with--Both: "I wonder what I'm thinking right now?" BRAVO DEB. Pls. e-mail me with your address to Monica.Corcoran@Variety.com so that I can send you the Valentino shades. THANKS to everyone for posting!

Posted by Monica Corcoran | May 2 2007 2:48PM

Paris: I hope I don't look too wasted in this photo Nicole: I'm so glad it's Paris that looks wasted and not me. (hehehehe)

Posted by Stellar | May 2 2007 1:29PM

Nicole: Warren Tricomi promised this color blonde would make her sleepy Paris:Feeling sleepy, feeling very sleepy. Where's Brandon when I need a ride home?

Posted by ellen | May 2 2007 11:57AM

"TrimSpa Baby!"

Posted by TrimSpa | May 2 2007 9:58AM

It's true - money can't buy happiness. But boy, can it buy fame!

Posted by Rich Girls | May 2 2007 9:56AM

Nicole: Yeah, it's good to be Nicole Hilton. Wait! Was that... Paris Richie? Oh no! Parole Richton? OMG! Paris: I'm so hot!

Posted by Jean | May 2 2007 6:40AM

PARIS: (off mode) zzzzzzzzzz (on mode) Photos! oh! change face to im_the_most_interesting_woman_alive (off mode) zzzexpensivezzzzzzzzzzzzmezzzzzzzzzzzmoneyzzzz NICOLE: i need to look better than paris, all people need to know that i,m not another Paris, i´m nicole (where are my cigarrettes_alcohol_pills???)

Posted by carolina | May 2 2007 5:55AM

"Two of me? That's double the hotness and double the money!" (too bad that ain't double the brains)

Posted by p | May 1 2007 11:36PM

Nicole: I'm just using her...it's our little secret. Shhh...seal those lips. Paris (incoherently): Step off. You know I'm like hot.

Posted by timateo | May 1 2007 5:58PM

Paris: Just wait until I show her sorry-excuse for a naughty tape at my next soiree. She won't be smiling then. (then Paris cackles in her head)

Posted by em | May 1 2007 5:53PM

Paris:"She may be smiling now, but wait until I sleep with her boyfriend... again."

Posted by Brenda | May 1 2007 5:24PM

Nicole: "Ha, I knew that last Benzodiazepine would do the trick!" Paris:"Huhhhh?"

Posted by WH | May 1 2007 4:33PM

PARIS: "if we combine the left side of my face with your right hand side we might actually be able to see properly" NICOLE: "everyone knows you have no soul"

Posted by HA | May 1 2007 4:23PM

Nicole (cooing): I'll give you a smile if you avoid my zombie hand in this picture. Paris (snapping): The cash you make for my gorgeous mug is just penny change in my designer bag. haha! I'm rich and gorgeous - that's HOT.

Posted by wate | May 1 2007 4:07PM

Nicole: Can you feel that? That's my spine sticking out of my back. Isn't that awesome?! I'm finally down to my ideal weight!

Posted by RAH | May 1 2007 3:20PM

Paris: Does she think I hate her or I'm her best friend~better smile just in case? Nicole: If I just keep smirking she'll never know what I am thinking~I love making her sweat!

Posted by jctimon | May 1 2007 2:51PM

Nicole: ...Don't puke yet P...geez you're getting heavy!

Posted by Moxie Girl | May 1 2007 2:12PM

paris: just rolled outta bed and put this on. just a natural beauty that you'll NEVER have, you vulcher. nicole: hmm... I kinda like what you're doin' with that lens... joel? joel, who?

Posted by butter | May 1 2007 2:09PM

Nicole: Haha! Paris looks jacked up - can't wait to see this party pic!

Posted by boo | May 1 2007 2:00PM

Paris," What do u mean she makes a better Paris than I do!?"

Posted by JGStylestudy | May 1 2007 1:09PM

Paris, " Don't be fooled, she is still Nicole Richie".

Posted by JGStylestudy | May 1 2007 1:08PM

paris: hmmm, by sweeping my bangs like this, no one will know about my weird-looking, droopy eye. nicole: hmmm, by sweeping my bangs like this, half of my face will be hidden so i'll look skinnier!

Posted by j | May 1 2007 12:26PM

Both: "I wonder what I'm thinking now?"

Posted by Deb | May 1 2007 11:40AM

Photographer: Smile if you're a whore.

Posted by blake | May 1 2007 11:31AM

And to think, our Daddies doubted that we would make something of ourselves. Look at us now! They must be so proud!

Posted by Daddy's Girl | May 1 2007 11:23AM

Paris: wow lingerie doest really keep you to warm, ha haa.. Nicole: Thanks Clenbuteral!

Posted by Taryn | May 1 2007 11:16AM

"Want to go get a burger after this?"

Posted by Closer999 | May 1 2007 11:16AM

"Look who's shining now P...the student is now the teacher!"

Posted by Moxie Girl | May 1 2007 11:09AM

Guess what we just did in the bathroom!?!

Posted by Leah | May 1 2007 11:04AM

Paris to Nicole: "If we hold really still, maybe no one will realize we have no talent."

Posted by Suzie David | May 1 2007 10:59AM

I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!

Posted by NYCFashionista | May 1 2007 10:23AM

Paris: To bra, or not to bra, that is the question. Nicole: Umm, I thought it was to be or not to be, that is the question? Paris: Oh ya, I heard that before, from US Weekly, right? Nicole: Totes.

Posted by Liz | May 1 2007 10:22AM

Paris: Don't like hate me because I'm like HOT... actually I don't give a @#%&!!! Take another one; and another one if you want... I could stay here forever... I know you want me. Nicole: Take the damn %$#@0-ing picture all ready so I can get away from her... gawd, they should pay me more for this @#%$.

Posted by butta em | May 1 2007 10:22AM

Pars: I was up on stage with rage at coachella sunday night... Nicole: ..what does a Hilton heiress have to "rage" about!?

Posted by RoxFox | May 1 2007 10:06AM

Is there anyone in this town we haven't slept with?

Posted by Jonesy | May 1 2007 10:05AM

Nicole: Paris, I promise, if you hold me up for just a little bit longer I'll give you some of my valium. Paris: That's Hot.

Posted by Rachel | May 1 2007 10:03AM

Paris: I'm so glad I'm me. Nicole: I'm so glad I'm me.

Posted by DrFrann | May 1 2007 9:51AM

Damn you Jenny Craig!

Posted by Malinda | May 1 2007 9:42AM

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