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July 20, 2007
Posh is Our Ambien
Victoria Beckham's new show "Coming to America" on NBC delivered The Stylephile to snoozeville last night. Even a modest pile of salty pistachios couldn't override the somnolence caused by Beckham's ceaseless, inane pouts. That woman responds to every inquiry by pursing her lips. If you asked her why she pouted, she would probably shrug and pout. It will be interesting to see how the Beckhams will assimilate in Hollywood. Some say that she is not a fish out of water, but we disagree. She doesn't fit in at all. Posh pretends that she is eager to metriculate into Beverly Hills society -- did anyone else see her whooping it up with the lippy blonde cougars in last night's episode? -- but clearly, she has her sights set on the upper strata.
Posh wants Kate and Jada and J.Lo in her posse. She may even get them to accompany her on a few trips to Fred Segal and The Ivy. But eventually, these women will be too busy (making movies or records) to hit the town with Pout Spice. The Stylephile predicts that the Beckhams will probably become Scientologists just to maintian a hold on the A-list congregation that comes with the religion.
In the meantime, we'll keep tuning into "Coming to America" to get our beauty rest.
July 20, 2007 in FAME | Permalink
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i'm actually picking chachi's new show over this one. and that's saying something.
Posted by joanie | Jul 23 2007 11:22AM
That show was soooo lame. She has nothing to say and her reactions are forced and canned. Give someone else her show.Posted by Posh Rots | Jul 21 2007 7:44PM
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