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January 4, 2008

And you thought the romper was dead...

For those of us with short stumpy legs and chicken thighs, the romper is nothing but bad news.
The romper makes our torsos seem longer than they already are, and accentuates the ungainly shortness of our pegs. If too short, the romper gives us the horrifying camel toe that Marc Jacobs warned us about. And if too long in the torso, the romper sags down to our knees, making us look like sad little Oompa Loompas.
Sigh...
If you're tall, however, none of the above apply. The romper is your friend, the ultimate in fashionable utilitarianism, perfect for biking around Paris or climbing apple trees. Check out these hot little romper designs by Samantha Pleet, which you can pick up online from awesome Brooklyn boutique Gargyle. The last photo is of Samantha herself. Look how hot she is. We bet she has really long legs too. Hate that bitch.

January 4, 2008 in FASHION | Permalink

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